Tuesday, March 29, 2011


Some of the things that have been cracking me up lately are definitely all the Chuck Norris jokes that people come up with.Apparently started appearing on the internet in early 2005. Basically the jokes/facts typically claim that Chuck Norris is a tough, all-powerful super-being... He can do ANYTHING! ANYWHERE and at ANYTIME!

Here are some of my top 10 favourites!!! Get ready to LOL and kwakwakwakwakwakwa hard!!

1. Chuck Norris can SPEAK braille.
2.Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.
3.If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken and feels like chicken, but Chuck Norris says it's beef, the it's freaken beef!
4.Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse!
5. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

6.Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
7.When God said "Let there be light', Chuck Norris said " say please'
8. Chuck's daughter lost her virginity, nigga went and got it back!
9. Chuck Norris cannot predict the future. The future better do what Chuck Norris says.
10.If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the 'f' down!

I hope some of these made your day!! :)

Smile.... God loves you

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